Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me
and….. *
Question : ‘What would you like to have…? Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?’)
Answer : ‘ Tea please’
Question : ‘ Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer : ‘ Ceylon tea’
Question : ‘How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : ‘white’
Question : ‘Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : ‘With milk’
Question : ‘Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk’
Answer : ‘With cow’s milk please.
Question : ‘Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer : ‘Um, I’ll just take it black.’
Question : ‘Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer : ‘With sugar’
Question : ‘Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer : ‘Cane sugar’
Question : ‘White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer : ‘Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water
instead.
Question : ‘Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : ‘Mineral water’
Question : ‘Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer : ‘I think I’ll just die of thirst’
Thank you.